In the next chapter in the increasingly bizarre Greek tragedy that is the life of disgraced junior Senator David Vitter, it appears that Old Metairie’s proud native son shows the same discretion in the selection of his Myspace friends that he does with his extracurricular activities.
Considering Senator Vitter has to approve these friends, and the fact that he only has 53 of them, this is obviously a carefully screened elite group of comrades. Some of these relationships are obvious, such as Louisiana Congressman Charles Boustany. Some are curious, such as Vitter’s befriending of a user known as “Sara Palin 2012“, which aks the question of whether Vitter has endorsed Palin for President in 2012. Some are strange, such as the user known as the “SnakeMann“.
Then, there is the downright disturbing. Senator Vitter is apparently friends with a user known as “Alyssa M.”. By visiting the link, one sees that the profile photo of this user is a very under 18 girl. We are not implying that Senator Vitter has an inappropriate relationship with this user, but it is creepy. Very creepy. Those wishing to inquire about the details of Senator Vitter’s relationship with this young woman can call his office at (202) 224-4623